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Upload your ex. Get closure. Glow harder.
100% satire, 0% skincare science. This is a joke — your standards are not.
Ex Analyzer
Skin's Drop
Roast their behaviour, not their face. Glow > them.
Toxic AF
Red Flag Alert
We tease patterns, not appearance.
10,234 reports today
100% joke, 0% skin science
Tiny Print
EX ANALYZER is pure satire. It never analyzes real faces, only randomised red-flag jokes. If anything feels too real, that's between you and your therapist — not this app.
